October 2010
1 post
September 2010
6 posts
that is the question. yes it is.
Today Matthew, I am going to be a children’s librarian.
I am wearing very few colours today, and it makes me feel a little strange. I’m not one for being tasteful. I’m going to keep this post short and sweet so I can carry of wasting my life watching documentaries on the telly and ting. Don’t follow in my footsteps children, television can make your eyes square.
I...
undisciplined art
I POSTED.
YOU HEARD.
I’m actually loving neutrals and spherical jewelry at the moment. I’m panicking slightly because it’s like, “shit, this is what all the highstreet shops are pushing this season!” then I remember I have cravats, mustard trench-coats, geometric bright scarves and calf-length brown hamish dresses.
Then I breath a sigh of relief.
(Really I...
denim? seriously?
That’s right. Today, for the first time in about a year and a half, I’m wearing JEANS.
Shocking, I know. I reckon I must have combatted the pretty-dress-every-day cycle I got myself into, because jeans are never, ever pretty.
I’m also wearing my new top from Japan I was telling you about yesterday. It’s a bodysuit, and it had said online that although it was a decent...
carmine
Friends! Romans! Countrymen (and women)!
I don’t think I’ve actually blogged this shirt before. Which is strange, as it is probably my favourite shirt EVAAAARRRR. It’s just such a lovely colour, and the collar is so pretty and when I got to the till to pay for it the salesgirl got all upset because I only paid three pounds for it and she had to pay retail. Shame.
Please...
in a garden made of worms
Hello!
I just thought I’d make a quick post to show off my new shoes! Well, my old shoes, really. A couple of days ago, the lovely Tilly (I feel I should link to a blog here, but Tillybug doesn’t have one. I know! She lives in the dark ages!) and I got ourselves a nice tube of glue and set about sticking flowers on my shoes! Aren’t they beautiful?
Not posting the rest of...
immortality
Daaaaaaaarlings!
I know, I know. It must be so painful, for our followers, all sixteen of them, to not have me gracing your dashboards. And to put you at rest and stop you having sleepless nights, I decided to ignore my vow to not post again until Tara gets off her lazy backside and takes pictures, and make a post anyway. Rejoice!
I was looking through the blog yesterday and realised that all of...
August 2010
3 posts
cherry pie
Hello sexy beasts and beastettes! I’m going through a strange and awkward time in my life, I suppose, and everything is up in the air and out of my hands. All in all, I’m not the most cheerful of beasts. So, I am trying to wear as many colours as possible! Perhaps this shall cheer me up!
I bought this dress a couple of weeks ago from some place in Camden. My mum hates it with a raw and...
sail away, sail away suzanne~
Hello everybody!
Firstly, I’m going to apologise for not posting on here for eons. But I was ill, and then Tara was over (you should have seen some of the outfits. you would have wet yourself.) and then I sank into a state of such apathy I forgot this blog even existed!
But today, I am wearing clothes, and I will share them with you! I’d say this outfit isn’t much like the...
madagascaaaaaaaargh!
PANDEMIC IS THE HARDEST ONLINE GAME EVERRR
WOAH MATEY.
Before I went to the airport to go home. (Y)
(SORRY I’M HIJACKING YOUR TUMBLR CHARLIE I JUST COULDN’T BE BOTHERED TO SIGN IN AS ME OTL’)
July 2010
13 posts
vice versa
Hello there chaps and chapettes. I haven’t posted for, I don’t know, a few days. That’s because I haven’t got dressed for a while, because I’ve been terribly ill. Oh no! I hear you cry! No matter, before I collapsed from the slow painful rotting of my insides I took the time to take a picture of the last time I got dressed. (sometimes, I wonder why I am bothering with...
haulin' ass!
Bonjour et cava! You know I said yesterday that I bought a pair of hotpants? Well, today,I am wearing them!
Now, I know that to you it may not seem a big deal, but I have backside issues. Yes, that’s right, I have things to reconcile with my behind.
Ahem. I think my facial expression there says it all. Basically, I generally can’t stand my bum because I reckon it’s...
shangri-la!
Hello darling lovelypops. I’m talking to you. Because you, my dear, are my favourite. Give yourself a hug and a kiss from me, and make up my side of the bed.
Today I went shopping, and shock horror, I bought a pair of hotpants. More shocking than this however, is that they are a size small. Now, I’m a girl who usually prances about in size sixteen knickers, and now, I can go prancing...
dirt is patina.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
My satchel came through the post today and I looooooove it! It’s all old and smelly and wonderful and I love it I love it I love it!
BE JEALOUS. IF WESTWOOD IS RIGHT, AND DIRT IS PATINA, I’M RICHER THAN YOU BITCH.
Toodlepip! (ps. a strange man said this today on the phone. People should use this word more often. Toooduuuulpip!)
les fraises at les framboises
Hello baked goods.
Today I actually did get dressed and so I have an outfit to show you- hurrah!
I adore this shirt more than life itself. It’s just so soft and comfy and frilly and lovely and wonderful! The dress is probably the most expensive dress I own in that it cost me about forty euros, but I’ve owned it for a million years and so all the colours are a bit faded, boo.
I...
Happy hippies.
Today I woke up miserable, and so I skulked about the house in my dressing gown and therefore have no outfit to show you all today.
HOWEVER!
Whilst I was moping about feeling sorry for myself, I was struck by a bolt of inspiration. You know who’s always happy? Hippies. And why is this? Tie-dye!
So, I broke out some rubber bands and got dipping!
Aaaaaaaand this is the result!
I’m...
Doritos!
Have you ever heard a Scottish person say the word doritos? Well I did for the first time today. Try it for yourself. You will not be disappointed.
Today I had a wonderful picnic in Hyde Park. There was lots of cake. And hard boiled sweets. And doritos.
Aaaaaaaaand this is my outfit today! As you can tell from my face, I do not enjoy lederhosen.
This is my belt. I took a picture of it...
XXY
… aaaaaagh that film! I’m today inspired by Sassy magazine and the Argentinean film XXY.
I have very little to say about this.
The belt is one of my new favourite things, I got it from a spanish rastro, and I’m chuffed that I can now fit around my hips! Hurrah!
I haven’t worn a T-shirt in ages!! I’m also wearing the yellow Dr Martens that kind of scare me...
Got any tobacco?
Hello! This is one of my less interesting outfits but OH WELL. I think I wore this to school a few times- nevertheless, certain aspects of it really interest me at the moment. I’m having a bit of a creative drought, so I’m going back to the key items of clothing and accessories I would combine, hoping to steal my way into a new direction, perhaps.
No makeup aaaagh! One of the first...
Lavender.
Bonjour!
I’ve practically lived in these harem pants since I’ve come back to the UK. They’re just so comfortable! They’re so colourful! They’re beautiful! And I love them. :)
Gosh I look moody today! I’ve also posted a picture of my lipstick, simply because I love it, and as my mother hates me in all shades of orange lipstick, it’s a bizarre teenage...
I don't do drugs, I am drugs.
Hello my divine followers of great pulchritude! My name is Charlie, and I will be your waiter for this evening.
It’s such a shame that my first post on this blog is an outfit that I don’t like very much, and certainly isn’t very interesting, but I feel determined to post something every day, starting from now. Think of it as some sort of… I don’t know, bizarre...
